Dungannon Swifts still rubbish

In sports this weekend it has been revealed that whilst a record £200million has been spent on transfers among the Premier League teams officials have announced that Dungannon Swifts are still rubbish.

Whilst £50million pounds was paid by Chelsea to Liverpool for Fernando Torres the Dungannon team was still just sitting around being crap.

A spokesperson for the team said, "Dungannon Swifts have a long tradition of being at best mediocre and we are proud to continue this, we can safely say that we are one of the most consistent teams in the IFA."

Here's a picture of some cute duckies.